Worcester, Mass.
I’m mindless, so I’m thieving a meme from mrschili, who boosted it from Tense.
1. You have 10 dollars and need to buy snacks at a gas station. What do you buy?
Two gallons of gas.
2. If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you want to be? King Neptune.
3. Who’s your favorite redhead? mrschili.
4. What do you order at IHOP? There is no chance I’ll eat there, I don’t know what they have.
5. The Last book you read? Divisadero by Michael Ondjaate.
6. Describe your mood. Up too early brain dead wistful.
7. Describe the last time you were injured. I don’t think I’ve ever been injured.
8. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with? I can’t go there, I have claustrophobia, I can’t even think abou this.
9. Rock concert or symphony. Rock.
10. What is the wallpaper of your cell phone? Babycakes!!!!!!!!!!!!
11. Favorite soda? Diet Coke Splenda.
12. What type of shirt are you wearing? Tee shirt with pocket. This would be the same answer 99% of the time I’ve got clothes on.
13. If you could only use one form of transportation what would it be? Shank’s mare.
14. Most recent movie you have watched in a theater? Resident Evil: Extinction.
15. Name of an actor/actress/singer you have the hots for. None. I never seem to get wound up sexually about people I do not know in the flesh.
16. What’s your favorite kind of cake? Babycake!!!!!!!!!
17. What did you have for dinner last night? Grazed on leftover marinated beef tips, marinated turkey tips, chicken marsala, salad, orzo.
18. Look to your left, what do you see? Hanging plants, trees, house, bird feeders, birds.
19. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? On the rare occasion I wear lace-up shoes, yes.
20. Favorite toy as a child? I have very little memory of that period of my life.
21. Do you buy your own groceries? Yes, we shop for groceries together, and take our own cloth bags.
22. Do you think people talk about you behind your back? What? I’d be very surprised if anyone talked about me at all, and I really don’t give a damn if they do.
23. When was the last time you had gummy worms? My sweetie is a great cook, and would never serve gummy food of any kind.
24. What’s your favorite fruit? Pineapple. Is pineapple even, technically, a fruit?
25. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel. No.
26. Do you like running long distances? I used to.
27. Have you ever eaten snow? Yes, and even ice cream made out of it.
28. What color are your bed sheets? Which set? Actually, I couldn’t tell you this, I never notice. We have acquired some bamboo fabric sheets, and they feel very good.
29. What’s your favorite flower? Hmm. Dahlia, I guess.
30. Do you do ballet? No. Does anyone?
31. Do you listen to classical music. No!
32. What is the first TV theme song that pops into your head? M.A.S.H. (I think it’s called “Suicide is Painless”).
33. Do you watch Sponge Bob? No.
34. What temperature is it outside right now? Dunno, parbly around 68.
35. Do people consider you smart? I don’t know if people consider me at all. I think I’m smart (at times).Well, actually, my Honey thinks my IQ exceeds that of a tortoise.
36. How many piercings do you have? None.
37. Are you signed in to AIM? No.
38. Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together? WTF?!
39. How do you feel about your family? Like I’m supposed to, I guess.
40. Do you have an iPod? Multiple.
41. What time do you go to bed? Usually around midnight.
42. What CD is currently in your CD player? Refer to #40. I don’t play CDs anymore.
43. What movie do you know every line to? Bambi Meets Godzilla.
44. What is your favorite salad dressing? Blue Cheese.
45. What do you want for Christmas this year? Maybe an iPod touch.
46. What family member/friend lives the farthest from you? Hmm. My brother David (maybe tied with brother Charley).
47. Do you like hugs? Only from people I have (expressly or impliedly) given permission to make contact with my person.
48. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach? I’ve never tried butterflies, but if you have a recipe, I’ll consider it.
49. What’s the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? Ha! My last name is Rosser. That’s “Ross” with “er” on the end of it. Most people handle the name “Ross” pretty well. Patently, most people say “er” almost as much as they say “you know.” They say “Rose-er.” They say “Rozier.” They say “Rosen.” They even say “Russer.” People are so freaking stupid.
50. Last person you hugged. My honey, just before we settled into sleep. Babycakes isn’t up yet for her morning hug.
