Posted by: twoblueday | May 28, 2008

A Town Like Helen


As promised yesterday, here’s a picture of Helen, Georgia.

In this self-invented nation, I suppose there are any number of sort of self-invented, or re-imagined towns. Helen was in Cherokee country. Gold was discovered and the rest of the miserable story is pretty well known. After the gold played out, logging was the thing. After the forests were stripped, something new was needed. Some of the burghers in Helen decided to make it an ersatz Bavarian village.

I see where Scott McLellan has written a book, and shits on George Bush to some extent. As I think I’ve written in the past, I have no patience for schmucks like this. You stood in the White House press room, spouting arrant nonsense and lies, and pretty much being a toady to Mr. Bush while accepting tax dollars for your salary. You never had the nerve, the courage, the stones, while in that job to stand up one (or more) days, and say “Here is the unvarnished true version” and then tell it. You were never loyal to your employer The American People, and now you want to gussy up your rep and make some bucks with a shitty book. Well, screw you, buddy. You betrayed the citizenry while in office, you betray your boss now that you are out of your office. What’s next? Cheating on your wife?

Really, I don’t care a fig what motivates Mr. Bush, Mr Cheney, and the rest of those vampires. I’m not their shrink, and don’t want to hear about their miserable childhoods. All that matters is what they do and whether it is good or bad (or indifferent). Some of their actions can be judged immediately, others only with time. I don’t need the upstairs maid to tell me they don’t wash their hands after taking a leak and other such personal failings. Historians seem to be caught up in this sort of rubbish just as much as gossip columnists.

I’m sure if it had been a money-maker, Mr. McLellan woulda said Mr. Bush was a true philospher-king, and the greatest president since Benjamin Franklin (yeah, I know Mr. Franklin wasn’t a president!).

Responses

Yikes! Did you photoshop that picture? I feel ill.

I don’t really care that the guy wrote a book - it’s the proverbial free country, after all - but I DO agree that he should have had the spine to stand up when it mattered.

Somebody in Bush’s crew obviously earned their Ph.D. from Heidelberg University!

So that is Helen? I had it pictured as rustic. Not… There is a group that goes there every fall for a blogfest and drinking marathon. I have not yet been, but may this fall, gasoline prices and availability permitting.

McClellan? He was an employee, caught up in the moment and the momentum. I can see that. The book? I couldn’t care because I already knew that Bush and Cheney were incompetent snakes out for their own gain and that they don’t give a rip about the country. But the timing of the book? Whether a personal dagger in the back (revenge) or a vindictive political maneuver (take that, McCain), the timing is eye-brow tweaking…

There is supposed to be a very nice state park not too far from Helen, GA. We’ve always toyed with the idea of going there to camp and hike, and perhaps pop in and see what Helen is like.

I was in Helen about 28 years ago. My mom’s family had a reunion there. We were all carsick when we got there because the only way in (9E through Lumpkin County; don’t ask me how I remember that) was bumpy and had lots of switchbacks.

There was a store where it was Christmas all the time, before such things were commonplace.

Also, after I started downrange early, my dad hit me in the head with a horseshoe in Helen. My bald spot got an early start; hair never grew anymore out of the scar.

Your photo depicts a place in which “vaguely uncomfortable” would be about the top of my scale of moods.

Leavenworth, Washington is another Bavarian-style village:

http://travel.msn.com//Guides/MSNTravelSlideShow.aspx?cp-documentid=512716&imageindex=5

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