Signboard in New Smyrna Beach.
My Honey and I, intellectuals that we are, enjoy watching a number of television dramas. Some of them we agree on as “worth” watching, and some appeal more to one of us than the other. We engage in a certain amount of kibitzing when we watch them, and this includes re-naming them. So . . .
“Law and Order” is “Lawn Order: the gardening show”
“Medium” is “Weird Lady”
“House” is “I’m your doctor, fuck you”
“Ghost Whisperer” is “I talk to dead people”
“Numbers” is “I got your algorithm right here”
“Law and Order, SVU” is “SUV”
“Highlander” was “I chop off your head”
“Without a Trace” is “Gone but not forgotten”
Chuck Norris’s “Texas Ranger” was “I kick you in the head”
“Ally McBeal” was “Ally McDeal skips a meal”
“Moonlight” is, of course, “I suck your blood”
“Lost” is “And nobody’s looking”
“NCIS” was “I’m Mark Harmon and you’re not”
You get the idea.
