Posted by: twoblueday | November 18, 2007

We Are The Monster

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So, the United Nations came out and said, basically, with regard to global warming/climate change that a whole lot of people are already screwed because of what mankind has done, and the only real possibility to keep everyone from being screwed is for China and the USA to do something–the two countries least likely to do so. Well, when this came out, we did the logical thing: we took the little one and went to Universal Studios. So this picture is my stand-in-metaphor-like image for what man is, and the monster he has become/created. Pretty damn philosophical for a guy in an amusement park.

On one of the local TV channels, they were doing teasers for a late-night news show about a veterinarian, or somebody, who would check the DNA of your dog to make sure it was the breed you thought it was. (I assume it was a slow night for news). So let’s say you paid heavy coin for, oh, an Australian Shepherd, but you see that news teaser and wonder: “Hmmm, was that seller a fraud running a puppy mill? Is my dog really an Australian Shepherd? He looks like one, but, apparently that doesn’t mean he actually is one, according to the news. Maybe he’s a Pomeranian, or a verdamte Frusen Gladje!”

Speaking of that (putative) Australian Shepherd, he’s rooming with us for a week while the kids do Thanksgiving up north. He’s fun, I give him lots of attention, but, as I’ve probably said before, every time he’s with us I recall why I don’t want a pet. I guess I better just leave it at that so the pet lovers among the 2 or 3 people who read my blog don’t send a button man over.

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We went to Universal when Beanie was JUST starting to walk - about seven years ago. My husband LOVED the Hulk roller coaster - and I find your metaphor to be sadly apt.

I will freely admit that I am FAR too lazy to own a dog. I love my cats, but I also love that I can just open the door and let my cats out without my supervision. I see people walking their dogs at all hours past my house - and in all kinds of weather - and all I can think is “Uh, NO.” I have a great deal of respect (pity?) for people who get up in the morning to walk their dogs in -35 degree wind chills or pouring rain…

I love my dog because she’s (relatively) low maintenance but my NEXT dog is absolutely going to be a Frusen Gladje! (I’d forgotten that stuff existed until you wrote it.)

I have friends who had their mutt tested to see what his bits are made of. It’s not comprehensive but it’s sort of a hoot, as long as you take it that way. It would never have occurred to me to use the testing as fraud protection.

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